12/27/2012: Season 11 was really weird.
The first thing you’re probably thinking is – it’s weird that F.I.S.T. didn’t win King of Trios. I totally agree.
What makes it even weirder is that we had a new guy in the mix, assigned to us by the Director of Fun himself.
Sugar Dunkerton was given a spot in the world’s most dangerous trio. He didn’t earn that spot. It was just given to him. We’re the most decorated threesome in CHIKARA history. Go check Wikipedia. It’s all right there. Well, we were.
But when you assign us one of the losingest guys on the roster, guess what? Even the very best of us can get dragged down.
Our waterboy should refresh us. Instead, I am feeling anything but fresh.
Sugar, there are two things I know for sure about you. You lose a lot. And you talk a lot. You talk too much, really. On Twitter, in person, it’s blah blah blah all the frickin’ time.
Well it’s time to put up AND shut up. Both of those things. That’s a new catchphrase I just made up. You want to be on the team so bad? How ‘bout you earn your stripes? Getting new gear with our logo on it is like all the fanboys walking around with Captain America shirts on. Just because they wear that doesn’t all of a sudden mean they are one of the Avengers. If it did, there would be like 10 million Avengers. And that’s stupid.
Wink, you are a man that understands math and stuff. So you will get this – Sugar is ruining our stats. I’m sure you never saw this as a permanent change anyway. Well if Sugar doesn’t start carrying his weight, can we trade him?
A free agent system would help clear up a lot of the CHIKARAbermetrics statistical anamolies, dontcha think?